She's the 13373r of everythang. (Only she would know what that means ;) )
OK, this post is a dedication to two teachers, that I hate. :)
number 1.
Mr Fagan/Fagat/Faggot/Fag:
Mr Fagan is my orange haired chemistry teacher, he likes to waste time about Peter's hair and not teach the class anything new. He likes to read the book out for us like its an english lesson, NOT GONNA LEARN MUCH ARE WE MR FAGGOT.
He likes to tap his book like a complete mother fucking idiot when he explains stuff.
e.g. OK *TAP* TODAY *TAP* IS A NEW TOPIC *TAP* ACID RAIN * TAP* *TAP* *TAP*
You get the jizz. He sucks at teaching and has a very high pitched coarse voice, you should hear it at basketball training.
Bad Tendencies - THIS IS A TYPICAL EXAM QUESTION
Number 2, Mr Ahmed/Achmed/Black
Let me get the only good things that he presents,
nice hair, oh thats all.
HE IS A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TEACHER,
who the fuck says something and then says Don't ask me why, or in his case "Don ask me waiy"
His accent is too funny sometimes, words like
Based - BEZ-ED
Basically - BEZICALLY
A - AYEEEEE
He sucks, end of story. He walks funny too, kind of like a waddle.
*cough john's ass is big* sorry I needed to put that in somewhere.
Bad Tendencies - Mumbling to himself - Not knowing the answers to some question and spending the period on that question.
Well, it seems that I'm going to take up blogging again.
'cos Im cool like that. *shifty eyes*
OMGGGG, I used my GHD like 2 seconds ago and my hair is mega straight right now, its like the sex.
Speaking of sex I saw a guy ejaculate in human biology today, fucking disgust.
It was like showing the inside of the penis and the semen was rushing to the exterior and it sounded like the beach, and then BOOM mother fucking penis on the screen.
This was on tape by the way, :S
YEAH UHM ITS 10:44 PM AND MY BROTHER IS LIKE COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND IF HE COMES OUT IM GONNA HAVE TO GET OFF AND SHIT AND LIKE YEAH.
So uh, I'll blog some more tomorrow, hopefully it'll be more interesting for you.
And so here I am. StepOnKnee Carkeys is a very awesome person, which is why I write this post about herrrrrrr. Dunno how much of it is gonna be about her though.
Omg I havent blogged for a long timeeeee. I'm back! :D
StepOnKnee's BRILLIANT joke: How do you make Lady Gaga cry? .. Poke'r Face!!
Hahahaha good one StepOnKnee. *coughcough* :)
Oh my effing god, StepOnKnee has Media Production when I have Chemistry, what a fact.
:OOO
STEPONKNEE HAS THE BESTEST HAIR.
If you have never seen it. It is kind of mixed with Awesome and Cool, making it Awesool! and she doesnt have a fucked up fringe either!
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Yeah I love gatsby, and soon enough StepOnKnee will too.... then it will turn mainstream.
NOT. If it goes mainstream I will cry.. :(
Omg, I'm listening to a song called "But The Nuns Are Watching" and its talking about stuff like "Having the kind of sex like official virgins fantasize abouttttttttttttttttttt" ROFL, good song.
Yeah this post has been VERY random.
Sorry I cant think of anything else to write to I'm going to sign off here.
I must say, Andri's house is pretty cool.. its on a round a bout. ON A ROUND ABOUT.
Dont see that everyday. The only thing I didnt like about her house was that her bathroom mirror was low.. so I couldnt see myself without having to duck. GOSH andri grow taller :P
Boceli's cat is soooo awesome, LOL his name is Jackie :).
Except for the time when he stretched that was just freaky,
he went hell thin and skinny and his mouth opened, AHH.
After we studied we had a major camwhoring session with Andri's computer webcam and btw her computer is like AWESOME,
it has like a stylus and you can touch the screen with it. It was amazing.
Some photos from out camwhoring sesh:
ROFL, love those photos. Damien in the last one = lawl.
OMG we also recorded some videos. I didnt do much in them but they were hilarious to laugh at. ESPECIALLY Damiens dancing, OMG I'm still laughing about it right now.
Smiggling right now.
ROFL smile... and GIGGLE.
ok that was lame.
ROFL DAMIENS DANCING. HAHAHAHHA.
Hokeh I'm slowly getting over it. *breathes*
After thut we cooked some migoreng.. except with egg, chicken and vegies.
Slight inconvenience when Vivien mixed the egg with the flavouring but it all turned out fine ROFL.
*major lau sai right there*
LOL.
So we bummed around the house watching Juno and looking through Boceli's year books,
I saw quite the few familiar faces in that book.. along with the *cough cough* hottays.
LOL, (Y)
We also went to the park which was another interesting encounter,
Getting stuck on the dome was not pleasant at all.
So we were about to camwhore at the "park" but we realised it was 18 minutes until How I Met Your Mother was on, OH MY GOD.
*rushes back to Andre Boceli's house*
Hahahah. So in the end we finished off How I Met Your Mother and Damiens sister came and picked us up.
and now here I am, tired and not wanting to go to school tomorrow. ARGH stupid school,
major test week this week.
Failage coming up..
:(
Well thanks for reading as this now pretty much sums today up. I may have forgotten things but oh well, CBF now. :)
Yeah so nothing special happened today so Im just gonna blog about random shiz.
Random shiz meaning
I HATE THOSE GIRLS WITH FUCKED UP FRINGES...
shit I know I winge about it way too often..
And im really sorry :( but it just has to be done.
HERE is an example, demonstrated by myself :
Retard (Normal):
Retarted Retard (fucked up fringe):
ROFLMAO LOOK AT MY FACE,
it gets worse than that usually.. not the face but the fringe.
Ok I'm over wingeing about that now, Its time to move on.
I have a real bad habit these days.
Even if I'm tired I go to bed at like 11:30 pm, and then end up at school half dead/asleep.
Its facking bad! the first period of every day seems to go by unnoticed, and then I end up not knowing wtf I did in that class, its kinda like that movie "Click" with Adam Sandler. He fast forwards and he is on auto pilot. (For those who havent watched the movie just ignore that).
Rofl speaking of school, we had another early finish lunch because something "bad" happened behind the gym, apparently it was a fight between 2 year 9's?
Oh well I dont care much about that, what pissed me off was Ms Roberts.
She got pissy at the amount of rubbish that contaminated the basketball courts.
And then she kicked us all out because she is a Bitch.
FUCKING HELL IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE COURTS CLEAN PUT A BIN THERE.
Is it that hard? I dont think so. Yeah as you can tell it really bugged me.
Well that just about wraps it up for today,
Sorry for the lack of humour but I dont feel like putting much funny stuff into my post today.
