Happy birthday old man.

So as its Feb 28th it means its my Daddy's birthday!

Oh he is SO old. (sorry dad)

Its also Lil Ian's birthday today but no one cares about that! (sorry Ian)

ROFL nah jks ilyIan. :D

Ok moving on.

So we decided to celebrate by going out to dinner, which was very successful btw.

VERY. (I stuffed my face)

Allan also came over today and we jammed out on our geetarrrrs

Mad skillzzzz bruuu. ROFL nah thats lame but we are getting better, Allans so white.

Hahaha, yeah so anyways I noticed alot of people looking at my hair while I was out tonight and its very annoying.

Even my own family stares at my hair, its like come on, nothing new here LETS STOP STARING NOW OK?!

Omg my brother just flicked the channel to some Jet Li movie.. and he is like HOMG ITS JET LI *asian moment*

Yeah ok back on topicc,

My daddy's 58! hence why i called him old (sorry dad)

:D and I also found out that I have surpassed my brother in height.

Is this a great day or what?!?!??1?!11?one!?

The day has finally come ;D

OH DAYUM JET LI OWNED THAT MUH FU-- sorry this movie is INTENSE

and its not like those asian movies where they fly in the air for like 20 minutes its realistic!

Oh god I hate those films where they float/fly in the air for 20 minutes and then like block each others blades and it repeats that way.

SO unrealistic....like wtf? ASIANN.

Rofl. Ok since this post has already blown off topic I'm gonna talk about random shiz.. once again.

You know that song? Jizz In My Pants.

Well I enjoyed it quite alot..

until ____________ & _____________

ruined it,

BIG TIME. Most of you people would not know who it is,

BUT OH WELL THE BLANK NAMERS RUINED IT.

But for one last time I shall watch it,

Jizz In My Pants:


So anyways another random thing about today.

I HATE COCKROACHES.. and my dad knows it, (not pansy at all)

So I woke up this morning to find a HALF dead cockroach twitching on its back outside my bedroom.

I screamed like a girl. Not really but I yelled.

I was too scared to pick it up because it was half alive so like its still there.. twitching away.

When my dad came home he told me he put it there to scare me in the morning.
What a bitch!!

I HATE COCKROACHES. They are disgustingly ew.

SOMEBODY PICK IT UP AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE DUNNY OR SOMETHING!

because its still on the floor... twitching.

So yeah that pretty much wraps everything up.

Pictures from tonight:












Rofl,

Ok thanks for reading.

Byeee :) xx

Random post of boredom.

Yeah so nothing special happened today so Im just gonna blog about random shiz.

Random shiz meaning

I HATE THOSE GIRLS WITH FUCKED UP FRINGES...

shit I know I winge about it way too often..

And im really sorry :( but it just has to be done.

HERE is an example, demonstrated by myself :



Retard (Normal):




Retarted Retard (fucked up fringe):




ROFLMAO LOOK AT MY FACE,

it gets worse than that usually.. not the face but the fringe.


Ok I'm over wingeing about that now, Its time to move on.

I have a real bad habit these days.

Even if I'm tired I go to bed at like 11:30 pm, and then end up at school half dead/asleep.

Its facking bad! the first period of every day seems to go by unnoticed, and then I end up not knowing wtf I did in that class, its kinda like that movie "Click" with Adam Sandler. He fast forwards and he is on auto pilot. (For those who havent watched the movie just ignore that).

Rofl speaking of school, we had another early finish lunch because something "bad" happened behind the gym, apparently it was a fight between 2 year 9's?

Oh well I dont care much about that, what pissed me off was Ms Roberts.

She got pissy at the amount of rubbish that contaminated the basketball courts.

And then she kicked us all out because she is a Bitch.

FUCKING HELL IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THE COURTS CLEAN PUT A BIN THERE.

Is it that hard? I dont think so. Yeah as you can tell it really bugged me.

Well that just about wraps it up for today,

Sorry for the lack of humour but I dont feel like putting much funny stuff into my post today.

Thanks for reading :) <3

I am so hungry.

Sorry for not blogging these past few days,

I just havent been able to think of things to write, you know the life of a blogger is very hard. (not)

OK so last night me and my parents went to some.. random Chinese restaurant place, I forgot the name,

Something really typical like uhh,

CHINS CHINESE RESTAURANT,

and no its not the one in Leeming if everyones thinking that.

Yeah so we got there and waited 10 minutes for a table and by that time I was hungry for a meal and I wanted it fast. Little did I know it would take another S I X T Y minutes!

ONE WHOLE FUCKING HOUR,

YOU KNOW HOW CRANKY AN AREX CAR CAN GET WAITING FOR A MEAL FOR 1 HOUR!
You obviously dont so I'm not telling you :D

Yeah so anyways once the food came I was VERY hungry so I dug in,

and we ate the night away, ROFL.. nah not really we were out by 9:25! closing time.

Yeah so anyways now its Sunday, (oh noes school tomorrow, FUCK.)

and I am one again FUCKING hungry. WHERE ARE MY PARENTS?! no where to be seen,

WHERES MY FOOD, no where to be seen.

WHERES MY DILDO, no where t--- fuck.

:S

NAH IM NOT GAY OK?!

Gosh >.>

Ok abit off topic, but anyways when my parents come home I expect a meal in less than 1 hour, because if its 1 hour + thats 2 nights in a row.

Yeah im lame,

OK SO off topic for a second yeah?

Have you ever wondered ,

Wow that chick has a fucked up fringe, its the wrong way and its pinned all the way fucking above her forehead,

WTF IT LOOKS SO GAY DONT YOU GET IT!?!??!

FUCKING FIX IT OR I WILL.

I FEEL LIKE KILLING YOU, nah im not that mean.

Ok back on topic,

Parents still no where to be seen. Im so hungryyy.

OMG Human Biology test tomorrow and I'm totally ready,

NAWT.

But hey, im doing my best. My best, meaning on blogspot blogging instead of studying,

ahh shit.

OH MY GOD MY PARENTS, THEYRE FINALLY HOME.

Well cya guys, time to ask my parents,




WHERE IS MY RICE!

Hahaha im so asian..

Anyways thanks for reading my terrible blog...

and sorry again for not posting anything for a few days.


OK BYE. <33

:)

5 Bad Habits of Mr Ahmed.

I'm doing this because I hate him.

1. Always explaining stuff that is really complicated and saying "Is that clear?" when obviously it is NOT, because his English fails.

2. Always squinting his eyes while either, writing on the white board, looking at his calculator or even just walking down harbour town.. (yes I saw him at harbour town)

3. If your in year 8 or 9, he ALWAYS tells bad behaved kids to first, stand up then after a good stare telll you to "Get Out".

4. If your supposed to be a good student and scoring high marks, if you do bad in a test he will always say "Im not happy with this test" or just stare at you like he is really dissapointed. Which in my case is just fucking annoying.

5. Walk gay, have you seen the guy walk? its like fucking ... unexplainable. (also has a fat ass)

Kthx for reading, I hope you enjoyed this blog.. sorry for making it so short but I had nothing else to blog today.


Ktybye. <3 8)

After School badminton training = Oh so fun + Bee Hive attack

So as its Wednesday,

I had badminton training for a tournament in about 4 weeks taime nigger!

(sorry for my black friends).

Anyways, today was the first time in AGESSSSSSS, since I played badminton.. and I must say I still got it.. :)

Slow start, I admit it but I got better, because todays sesh was ridiculously long.. like REALLY long, Kevin was pissed :p.

So anyways I paired up with Kevin for doubles and we were so "cbf" that we couldnt be fucked really doing anything and still maintained our 1st/2nd streak thing whatever you call it.

Ok FINE. It was all kevin, not me.

So after training finished mkevin and I sneaked out before having to help clean up the gym and we were off.. to find Sam and Tom trying to hit a bee hive with a Red Eye bottle..

They obviously werent succeeding I mean come on.. Tom and Sam, thats a pretty crap combo. LOL, GWAI LOHS!

nah jokes, too much racism already in this blog. Yeah so they needed Kevins trusty arm to actually hit the bee hive.. he hit it about 3 times and all of a sudden they started to attack him and so we all sprinted down the oval LOLOLOL, it was fucking funny.. they literally chased kevin for fucking ages.. he was scared LOLOL.

omg luckily I didnt get stung by a bee, that would mean my.. "not stung by a bee virginity" would be taken away from me D:

rofl thats right I have never been stung by a bee, im fucking shit scared of them.

OK so moving on, we all went home happy in the end.

SO WHEN I GOT HOME..

I went on the comp (very bad habit of mine) only to find that there was a car crash outside of my house,

like wtf? I was there 1 minute ago and nothing.

I get on the comp and boom car crash.. WTF.

anyways Allan and I went outside to play police LOL. but there wasnt that much to it.. just a car wedged into a tree and another car with its front bumper gone.

SO ANYWAYS THIS IS THE END OF MY ELOG.

btw an elog is a blog, but epic because the E stands for epic.

and uh if you have never watched Elog on youtube..

THEN WATCH IT, HERES THE VIDEO.

Hurrcut was ok, maths was an epic fail.

So yeah as you know I got a haircut yesterday, abit scared at first since its a new hairdresser but it came out ok I guess

Picturess:

BEFORE LAH:






Yeah pretty fookin long biatch,

:D

After photos posted at the end.

Yeah my new hairdressers name is "LJ"

LOL what a cool name for a china boy rofl.

Im guessing LJ stands for some chinese name like.. LIANG JAI.

LOL, sorry i'm asian.

Ok, moving on. TODAYS FUCKING MATHS EPW WAS SOOO BAD I FEEL SO SHIT AFTER THAT FUCKINGGGGGGGGG EPW/TEST.

Somebody cheer me up ._. I so failed it and im so pissed.

FUCK YOU CARBON DATING!

*crawls into his hole to slit wrists*

:|, ok im over it (not)

Thinking about something else to blog about,

thinkingg... what else happened today.

Ohhh right. I got my chemistry results back today, I so thought I aced that test but got 46/60.

thats SO crap compared to the rest of the class, hell cut. :( but oh well I passed! like most of the class.. and like the class avg was 40.5,

:o


AFTER LAHH (my hair looks crap in these photos, dunno why) :







WTF IS THIS FAILAGE T_T

Soo, thanks for reading.

I'll see you lat0rss.

:) kthxbye.

Hurrcut in exactly 1.5 hours.

Homg homg,

I hope this new hairdresser doesnt fug up my hurr!

If he does I think its safe to say I will have to chop his balls off.

Ewww, NO.

Whew for my first post/blog shit, its so SEI BA POH-ness isnt it?

ROFL omgggg, Jui and Tresa have been talking about cliffsex alot and Ive been thinking DAYUM the girl and guy gotta be fucking strong, or real safe to pull that off.

ok that was off topic BACK TO ZI HURR. Whoever reads this if you havent seen my hair video go watch it, it oozes gayness.

Itchy back! *scratches* thats better, so anyways this is purplettuce.. I mean Alex Kaw signing off (not copying AT ALL). :D