Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I got a feeling, FUCKING SHUT UP, GAY SONG!

Fuck, that song is annoying.

Ok moving on,

does anybody remember that show, P-PP-P-P-P-P-P-P-INGUUU PINGUU.

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Fucking best show ever, like how his beak thing stretches and he's all

NOOT NOOT!

Ahhhhh, join the fan club. (Alex, Shah, Luke, Amin, Damien).

Talking about ABC KIDS shows, Arthur is awesome.

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All his friends too, like Buster, Francine, Muffy(hate this bitch), Brain (Forgot his real name) and that bully guy.

<3333 Arthur. OMG DW SHOULD FACK OFF! What's her real name anyway? Dorothy something?

:S P.S Bionic Bunny makes my penis grow.

:D

Well, its time to consume my Curry Chickenn,

mother fookers.

kthxbye.

xxxx

Some camwhore for you:
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Thursday, August 13, 2009

Just two teachers.

GIVE PROPS TO BRITNEY FOR THIS FAB IDEA.


OK, this post is a dedication to two teachers, that I hate. :)

number 1.

Mr Fagan/Fagat/Faggot/Fag:

Mr Fagan is my orange haired chemistry teacher, he likes to waste time about Peter's hair and not teach the class anything new. He likes to read the book out for us like its an english lesson, NOT GONNA LEARN MUCH ARE WE MR FAGGOT.

He likes to tap his book like a complete mother fucking idiot when he explains stuff.

e.g. OK *TAP* TODAY *TAP* IS A NEW TOPIC *TAP* ACID RAIN * TAP* *TAP* *TAP*

You get the jizz. He sucks at teaching and has a very high pitched coarse voice, you should hear it at basketball training.

Bad Tendencies - THIS IS A TYPICAL EXAM QUESTION


Number 2, Mr Ahmed/Achmed/Black

Let me get the only good things that he presents,

nice hair, oh thats all.

HE IS A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TEACHER,

who the fuck says something and then says Don't ask me why, or in his case "Don ask me waiy"

His accent is too funny sometimes, words like

Based - BEZ-ED

Basically - BEZICALLY

A - AYEEEEE

He sucks, end of story. He walks funny too, kind of like a waddle.

*cough john's ass is big* sorry I needed to put that in somewhere.

Bad Tendencies - Mumbling to himself
- Not knowing the answers to some question and spending the period on that question.

THANKS FOR READING AND GOOD BYE.

xxx

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

MATE GUESS WHO'S BACK?

Well, it seems that I'm going to take up blogging again.

'cos Im cool like that. *shifty eyes*

OMGGGG, I used my GHD like 2 seconds ago and my hair is mega straight right now, its like the sex.

Speaking of sex I saw a guy ejaculate in human biology today, fucking disgust.

It was like showing the inside of the penis and the semen was rushing to the exterior and it sounded like the beach, and then BOOM mother fucking penis on the screen.

This was on tape by the way, :S

YEAH UHM ITS 10:44 PM AND MY BROTHER IS LIKE COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND IF HE COMES OUT IM GONNA HAVE TO GET OFF AND SHIT AND LIKE YEAH.

So uh, I'll blog some more tomorrow, hopefully it'll be more interesting for you.

Night, thanks for reading.

XOXO GOSSIP GURL ;D