Thursday, August 13, 2009

Just two teachers.

GIVE PROPS TO BRITNEY FOR THIS FAB IDEA.


OK, this post is a dedication to two teachers, that I hate. :)

number 1.

Mr Fagan/Fagat/Faggot/Fag:

Mr Fagan is my orange haired chemistry teacher, he likes to waste time about Peter's hair and not teach the class anything new. He likes to read the book out for us like its an english lesson, NOT GONNA LEARN MUCH ARE WE MR FAGGOT.

He likes to tap his book like a complete mother fucking idiot when he explains stuff.

e.g. OK *TAP* TODAY *TAP* IS A NEW TOPIC *TAP* ACID RAIN * TAP* *TAP* *TAP*

You get the jizz. He sucks at teaching and has a very high pitched coarse voice, you should hear it at basketball training.

Bad Tendencies - THIS IS A TYPICAL EXAM QUESTION


Number 2, Mr Ahmed/Achmed/Black

Let me get the only good things that he presents,

nice hair, oh thats all.

HE IS A COMPLETE FAILURE OF A TEACHER,

who the fuck says something and then says Don't ask me why, or in his case "Don ask me waiy"

His accent is too funny sometimes, words like

Based - BEZ-ED

Basically - BEZICALLY

A - AYEEEEE

He sucks, end of story. He walks funny too, kind of like a waddle.

*cough john's ass is big* sorry I needed to put that in somewhere.

Bad Tendencies - Mumbling to himself
- Not knowing the answers to some question and spending the period on that question.

THANKS FOR READING AND GOOD BYE.

xxx

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